Every year a saviour comes to Ripon on a white horse. He comes to save our souls and his name is St Wilfrid – or it might just be Bomber! It can only be a month or so before another blessed saviour comes to town on his white charger this time allegedly to save our city from the economic quagmire; it is of course Edwin J Booth – though he may just come in his Bentley!
How he is going to pull off this remarkable feat we cannot say. Suffice it to say there are many members of our councils, both parish and borough, who are utterly confident that this is the case.
Booths supermarkets' target group is the middle class shopper - the kind of people who drink wine regularly, people who at present, use the local butchers and delicatessen. Booths have clearly demonstrated by their actions that they care not one iota for the future of their trading neighbours in Ripon and for those traders the future looks bleak indeed.
Fizz Gone from Cam’s Champagne
8 years ago
14 comments:
i think booths will boost Ripons economy
Anon: Rubbish.
I think Booths can... oh what was it? Ummm, oh yeah - F*** Off.
B
How shall they F*** Off oh lord?
How will taking hundreds of thousands of pounds out of the local economy and transferring into a bank account in Preston do us any favours?
They shall F*** Off alot, my young padwan...
Thanks for everything, Harbinger - everytime I'm having a bad day I need nothing more than to look at your pages in order to lift my spirts, and feel safe in the knowledge that it's only a matter of time before Ripon entirely inserts itself up it's own arse rather than just beating around the bush.
They don't like it up 'em you know captain Mainwaring!
Booths work on the basis that their customers will drive 20 minutes to get to one of their stores, however if Tesco's opened they may not...
As for parking on the market place, it has been enjoyed and had a mixed use as a parking facility and market for centuries, why try and make it anything else now?
Yeah, why bother doing out? Nout to do, vuvvvvv...
Stupid booths...
Ad: Ah yes, The typical Ripon "It's always been like this so we can't change it" syndrome.
Ad....What the hell are you on about?
How will taking hundreds of thousands of pounds out of the local economy and transferring into a bank account in Preston do us any favours?
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