Here, Mr Ripon wears a pure polyester sports jacket over black velvet trousers, teamed with a lovely off-white nylon shirt from the ‘Wrinkle Free’ range.Mrs Ripon (Rita) who chooses all his clothes said “I like him to look smart when he’s in’t shop, it sets such a good example doesn’t it? TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS MR R!”
The new range, available from this weekend, can be viewed at the store from 9 – 5 and as always you can rely on the Ripons to bring that special 70s retro look to the displays, stripping away all superfluous chic.
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9 comments:
oops. too late wet myself
Sid Hawkes Ripon's very own turdologist, specializing in bullshit, horseshit and now would you believe --dogshit. Priceless.
How did you manage to photograph him not in the bookies?
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahaahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Spat my tea out.
That's not an outfit, it's a static electricity power plant...
It's the best I've ever seen him look. Ha ha!
That is f***ing hilarious.
Have you seen him on the front page of the gazette? Plonker!
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