'Earringed' Sid Hawke is running for council - he wants to represent us all by cleaning up the city and getting his hands dirty!
He wants to clean up the river, rid us of graffiti, monitor and empty dog bins and clear up dog 'mess'.
We think he's ideally suited to the job:
Fizz Gone from Cam’s Champagne
8 years ago
5 comments:
No shit! Nice one Sid, you might like to start outside the town hall because there's loads of shit coming from inside.
He'd be cleaning up after himself!
Best place for him - on the street
It is cruel to mock Sid. He cant help being a bear of little brain. If he is good enough to be Lord Mayor of Ripon then he must one of Ripon's best mustn't he? He should obviously stand as Ripon's MP. He could become the first illiterate PM. Andy could write his speeches for him.
Of course as ex- mayor he would have to have his own barrow parking space near the Cabmans Shelter
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